[The first message causes D to raise an eyebrow but he sighs at the follow up. He's not used to texting and doesn't want to break a nail anyway so he simply replies by voice.]
Surely, you aren't going to do everything those foolish lists say.
[ That actually works out for him, because Shizuo thinks texting too long is bothersome, to put it nicely. ]
Not really, no. I haven't really been doing any, actually. It seemed like this was the easiest thing to deal and I haven't really been helping the team, so... Uh, yeah.
I'm glad you have the sense not to then. Some of these are simply insulting. [He bristled when Leon called his robes dresses so he really wasn't amused by the idea of swapping clothes with a girl. So, he hadn't done too many of the tasks either.]
The only remotely acceptable thing today was to eat a whole pizza since I knew of a place that serves excellent dessert pizzas.
For that matter, my list said to text "How was your day?" to a stranger. Perhaps, different teams were given different tasks.
But yes, there's a cafe in the pleasure gate that serves them although it is run by some of the local residents rather than those abducted by the Landlord.
[ He's more ticked with having the more annoying tasks than anything else. Dessert pizzas and question texts were way better than the crap he had. But wait- cafe. How many were there? ]
It ain't another one of those places where you have to have someone with you, is it?
Yes, since we didn't get the same tasks, it seems quite possible.
Have to have someone with you? I'm not aware of any establishment with such a requirement here. I often take my afternoon tea alone now that I don't have my shop and the animals...
[The locals hadn't thought anything of him dining alone and eating the entire dessert pizza by himself even if it could have easily served a few people.]
Well, I suppose you'll have to ask the people who told you of that rule.
[But he's not too concerned about it. Besides, he enjoys talking about animals more.]
Yes, I did have a tiger in my shop and creatures even more exotic. A dragon, a totetsu, a kirin, they are all among the animals that have lived at my shop.
The totetsu is a relative of the sheep with a man's face and a tiger's fangs. It's a very rare species that used to roam Ancient China. [He'll not mention the man-eating part...]
And the kirin is a beast of Chinese legend. Many emperors are said to have made pacts with them. The ruler who is selected by the kirin will have his desires granted by the creature.
Of course. Although they are almost impossible to find, they are quite real.
[And he did say he had one in the shop, didn't he?]
The kirin is quite a ferocious beast. While it may grant desires, the cost isn't cheap... [And usually involves a good amount of blood being spilled...]
Kirin are very compassionate creatures and will even tread carefully to avoid stepping on plants and insects. Perhaps, you could say that it's simply in their nature.
[Voice]
Surely, you aren't going to do everything those foolish lists say.
[Voice]
Not really, no. I haven't really been doing any, actually. It seemed like this was the easiest thing to deal and I haven't really been helping the team, so... Uh, yeah.
[Voice]
The only remotely acceptable thing today was to eat a whole pizza since I knew of a place that serves excellent dessert pizzas.
[Voice]
[ Hold up- ]
I didn't get that task. There's a place with dessert pizzas?
[Voice]
For that matter, my list said to text "How was your day?" to a stranger. Perhaps, different teams were given different tasks.
But yes, there's a cafe in the pleasure gate that serves them although it is run by some of the local residents rather than those abducted by the Landlord.
[Voice]
[ He's more ticked with having the more annoying tasks than anything else. Dessert pizzas and question texts were way better than the crap he had. But wait- cafe. How many were there? ]
It ain't another one of those places where you have to have someone with you, is it?
[Voice]
Have to have someone with you? I'm not aware of any establishment with such a requirement here. I often take my afternoon tea alone now that I don't have my shop and the animals...
[The locals hadn't thought anything of him dining alone and eating the entire dessert pizza by himself even if it could have easily served a few people.]
[Voice]
[ Mind you, this was someone else that showed up on their own, and another that enjoyed trolling their assigned 'child.' ]
You used to have a pet shop?
[Voice]
[Not nearly as many times as he's been to the Honeybee Cafe but still enough that he's sure he would have noticed if that were the case.]
Yes, I am known as Count D and I ran a pet shop of that name back in my own world, selling pets both common and exotic.
Re: [Voice]
[ Two people. It was literally just two people. Damn though, that's a fancy name. ]
Exotic... Like what, tigers?
[ A lot more than tigers, Shizuo. ]
[Voice]
[But he's not too concerned about it. Besides, he enjoys talking about animals more.]
Yes, I did have a tiger in my shop and creatures even more exotic. A dragon, a totetsu, a kirin, they are all among the animals that have lived at my shop.
[Voice]
[Voice]
And the kirin is a beast of Chinese legend. Many emperors are said to have made pacts with them. The ruler who is selected by the kirin will have his desires granted by the creature.
[Voice]
[ There's a couple questions there, though. One being 'why the hell would a sheep want to have a man's face' but the pact thing seemed weird. ]
What's the kirin thing supposed to get out of those deals?
[Voice]
[And he did say he had one in the shop, didn't he?]
The kirin is quite a ferocious beast. While it may grant desires, the cost isn't cheap... [And usually involves a good amount of blood being spilled...]
[Voice]
So what, that's the only way it gets the stuff it needs? By getting stuck in those pact things all the time?
[ Sounds like it sucks to be a kirin. Then again, he doesn't really get how they're supposed to be able to grant desires in the first place. ]
That sucks.
[Voice]
[So, it won't simply make a pact with just anyone.]
[Voice]
[ Maybe it's not as much about concern as it is surprise that something would go out of the way all the time. At least, that's how it seems. ]
[Voice]